If you need some help have a look through our Frequently Asked Questions and if your question still isn't answered you can contact us.
1. How do I pay?
I accept payment in the form of crimps and cash.
2. How long will it take for my order to arrive?
Either super-quick or never.
3. How do you send my purchase?
4. Can I cancel an order?
Yes, however crimps will not be refunded.
6. Can I buy a Mystery Tin anywhere offline?
I can give you a label and instructions.
5. Can I eat the contents of my Mystery Tin?
Only if you're super hungry should you consider taking a tin opener to a Mystery Tin. We have no idea what they contain, could be a vortex that leads to Kanye West's sock drawer, could be beans, we just don't know - just keep your damn paws of the tin.
7. What are in the Mystery Tins?
There's many rumors as to what the Mystery Tins contain. Some say they have found riches beyond their wildest dreams, some say worm-holes to celebrities' sock drawers. There have been rumors of baked beans though we have no way of confirming this.
8. What do you say in your mailing list?
Whatever we can get away with.
9. What is your Flickr stream all about?
We're not sure.
10. What is Twitter and should I have it?
Twitter is the dog's bollox™ and yes.